Sarah Palin - Victim In Chief

She did it. I can't believe she did, but she did it. Sarah Palin has found a way to become the victim in a situation in which people actually died. Of course if you aren't aware of the shooting in Tuscon, Arizona, you either are in another country or under a rock. Anyway, when the shooting occured, it was completely about the victims. Congresswoman Giffords was one of those who were shot and at this moment, she's doing better. However, it only took a day for the conservative machine to do what they do best. Politicize the incident, condemn others for doing the same, and make their beloved leader the victim. I'm talking about you Sarah.


So Sarah Palin, a person who wasn't even in Arizona the day of the shooting, is now the primary victim. I think it's fair to say that those who believe Sarah Palin is a victim in this are as dumb as a brick and that's an insult to bricks. Not once has anybody accused Sarah of shooting someone, or giving Jared Loughner the gun, or telling him to go shoot people. However, Sarah knows better than that. When people were discussing the tone of political debate, Sarah saw that as an attack on her. Very classy ma'am. It gets worse. Pat Buchanan, MSNBC's token conservative who more and more seems like the crazy old guy in the corner at a retirement homw talking about the good old days of slavery and witch burnings, actually thinks that Sarah is a victim. Why is that?


Sarah Palin made a huge mistake (as if that's a surprise) last year when she released a political map with crosshairs on specific locations that the republicans could hope to gain seats in. Why is this important? It's important because one of those locations just so happened to have Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords' name on it. Weird right? Not to mention that last year, Gabrielle Giffords went on MSNBC to discuss Sarah Palin's targetboard. Well, the rest is history. Now, because Sarah Palin was stupid enough to pull that little stunt, and because her supporters were just as dumb by not telling her how bad of an idea it is, she has become the victim. Makes perfect sense right?


All was not lost for Mrs. Palin. She had a chance to score a political win (in the eyes of her right wing buddies at least) by just coming out and pledging to pull back on the violent rhetoric. Once again, Sarah found a way to play the victim. She thought it would be a bright idea to release a video in which she said everything but what she needed to say. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for her, she compared what was kinda actually not happening to her to a "blood libel" which if you do your homework, you'll know how offensive it is to jews. Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if Sarah Palin wasn't a christian and Gabrielle Giffords wasn't jewish. Once again, you prove to us you are an idiot Sarah. By the way, it's "pundit" not "pundint."


So while madam Sarah played victim, her arch enemy President Obama delivered a fantastic speech at the memorial for the victims on Wednesday. Now nobody was expecting Sarah to deliver a speech like President Obama because that would be impossible. Not only would she have to write down things on her hand, she'd probably spell and say things wrong (refudiate anybody?) All she had to do was denounce violent rhetoric and she couldn't even do that. Now, she has gone running back to her buddy Sean Hannity. Hannity will be sure to ask her tough questions. Ok i'm just jerking you. Have you seen Hannity when he interviews Sarah Palin? It's like he's waiting for the right moment to jump over and have sex with her. This is the "hard hitting" journalism of Fox News everybody.


This is another chance for Sarah to do the smart thing and take a stand against violent and hateful rhetoric. Of course she isn't going to do it. The only reason she and conservatives like her have been defensive about this is because they are suffering from this five lettered word called "guilt." They know that they have been the masters of inciting violence and they would rather you not look at them during this situation. You can expect Sarah to say things along the lines of "Well they do it too" and "It's not my fault." Anybody who believes that liberals incite violence like conservatives do is insane. Once again, nobody has blamed Sarah Palin, except one of the victims. I suppose the vicitm is a part of the liberal smear machine too. I would like to see Sarah Palin survive this mess that she put herself in because someone else kinda actually didn't put her in it first. This is a huge mess for the Alaskan Quitter. She failed as a governor, a vice-presidential candidate, and as a reality TV star. I could say she failed as a parent, but i'd be crossing the line, even though she was more focused on preventing sex-ed in the schools and less focused on teaching that to her fantastic daughter Bristol. Even though she has a raging homophobe for a daughter in Willow. It seems like her 15 minutes of fame is finally coming to an end.