Fox News: A Breakdown.

If you're like me, you wake up in the morning and watch the news to find out if anything important happened during the night. Some of us look to respectable news outlets. Then you have Fox News. The self proclaimed "Most Trusted Name In News." This sideshow is by far the stupidest thing you will ever see. Rodeo clowns pretending to be news anchors. Lets take a look at their glorious cast of characters. Your day starts of with Fox & Friends. Brian Kilmeade, Gretchen Carlson, and Steve Doocy lead the way into the maelstrom of idiocy. If you want sexism, racism, religious intolerance, and good old fashioned stupidity, this is your show. These three have track records in the foot-in-mouth department as long as a highway. Whether it's calling all muslims terrorists, denying global warming, promoting the fictitous "War On Christmas," or insinuating that women belong in the kitchen, these people bring it. Now after that pathetic excuse of a show is over, the next show that you must watch is America Live With Megyn Kelly. Megyn Kelly is the fantastically bad excuse of a journalist who actually believes that her Fox News buddies have never called or compared democrats and progressives to nazis. She does a great job of walking the thin line between victim and attacker. She's not a heinous as her buddies in the afternoon/evening slots or the tools in the morning, but she is pretty bad. Switch to the 3:00 PM slot and you'll see Sheppard Smith. Sheppard Smith may just be the most honest person on the entire show. He has no problem calling out bull crap and if he wasn't on Fox, i'd watch him more often. However, after Shep goes off at 4, Neil Cavuto comes on. This piece of garbage goes on and on for an entire hour blaming the democrats for all of the economic problems that the republicans caused and thanking the republicans for solving the problems that the democrats solved. Not to mention he has had Don Imus on his show. This sexist, racist, and all american idiot alone is enough of a reason to not watch Cavuto. His horrendous financial analysis makes things worse. Then you have the great Glenn Beck. The grand master of mainstream conspiracy theories. If Alex Jones is crazy (and he is) then Glenn Beck is beyond that. In his mind, liberals are Satan's buddies, nazis, communists, socialists, terrorists, and the monster that hides under Glenn's bed at night. His hour long "educational lecture" consists of bashing President Obama, bashing George Soros, and anybody else who thinks he's nuts. This is the guy who called the president a racist. But fear not people. He made up for it. He offered a clarification which made things worse, gave his "I Have A Scheme" speech, and has brought on several african american conservatives. Alveda King, the niece of MLK is one of them. Alveda King is in my opinion a disgrace to Dr. King's legacy and great name. Her views on abortion are pititful and her religious intolerance is astonishing. However, this is about Beck. He is clearly out of touch with reality. We know Glenn struggled with drugs, but i'm thinking that he's still struggling with them. Beck's ratings are on the decline so catch the guy now before he falls into obscurity. Skip past the pathetic excuse of a show at 6 and skip past Sheppard Smith again at 7. Now it is 8:00 PM. Now it is time for "The O'Reilly Factor." Now it's time for "The No Spin Zone." It's funny because all he does on that show is spin things to make him look good. Bill is going to blow your mind with his hypocrisy and stupidity. Liberals are evil, muslims are evil, Obama is failing, God is real because of the tide, Media Matters participates in nazi-like propaganda, and we'll do it live. Bill finds a way to embarress himself nightly. His fill-ins don't help. They come on and just make the show even worse. Bill has been schooled by President Obama, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Geraldo Rivera, and Al Sharpton. Not to mention John Stewart. After Bill-O The Clow goes off, it's time for Hannity. Sean Hannity and his one hour "NO FACTS ALLOWED" forum is something to be seen. He's just as bad as Beck and just as weird as O'Reilly. Sean Hannity is living proof that conservatism is the little brother of fascism. He spews nationalistic nonsense from every orifice at free will. Not to mention his has an amazingly disturbing obsession with "She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named." Try to survive that onslaught of brain-melting nonsense and you'll see "On The Record With Greta Van Susteren." Greta is the token liberal of Fox primetime. She has a bizarre interest in "You-Know-Who" like Hannity and she panders to right-wingers an awful lot to be a liberal. However, she isn't as pathetic as the rest of the neurotic clowns on that network. Now, skip past the encores of O'Reilly, Hannity, Greta, and Beck and eventually you'll see "Red Eye." This is where the morons Fox deemed unworthy of a daytime slot appear. Not only is it uninformative, but it's bad for your eyes. Now it's time for bed and you have seen the worst of what Fox has to offer. When you hear that Fox News is a joke, think back to this blog. This should explain why people think that Fox News should be a Comedy Central show. A long list of idiots with extremely huge egos. Remember this little bit of information here. 100% spin + 0% reality = Fox News.